Hey, I actually worked on Gale Harbour book 3 this month! I think I wrote two new chapters and touched up several old ones. That's more than I've done in six months, so I'm pretty stoked about that. I'll get back into the groove eventually.
Also, I may be crazy, but I'm considering doing the April A-to-Z blogging challenge. Is that still a thing?
Since today's IWSG question is an excuse to post quotes from some of my favourite books, let's just right to that!
March Question - Have you ever read a line in novel or a clever plot twist that caused you to have author envy?
I've said this before, but in case you missed it: I'm not smart enough to write like Kurt Vonnegut, and I'm not British enough to write like Terry Pratchett. Virtually everything they've ever written gives me author's envy.
Here's a few of my favourite quotes from a couple of my favourite books:
Terry Pratchett, "THE HOGFATHER," regarding children believing in Santa Claus:
“YOU HAVE TO START OUT LEARNING TO BELIEVE THE LITTLE LIES."
"So we can believe the big ones?"
"YES. JUSTICE. MERCY. DUTY. THAT SORT OF THING.”
Also from THE HOGFATHER:
'You can't give her that!' she screamed. 'It's not safe!'
"IT'S A SWORD," said the Hogfather. "THEY'RE NOT MEANT TO BE SAFE."
'She's a child!' shouted Crumley.
'What if she cuts herself?'
"THAT WILL BE AN IMPORTANT LESSON.”
And one more for fun:
"Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time."
Kurt Vonnegut, MOTHER NIGHT:
“I had hoped, as a broadcaster, to be merely ludicrous, but this is a hard world to be ludicrous in, with so many human beings so reluctant to laugh, so incapable of thought, so eager to believe and snarl and hate. So many people wanted to believe me!
Say what you will about the sweet miracle of unquestioning faith, I consider a capacity for it terrifying and absolutely vile.”
(Mother Night was originally released in 1961. In our world today these words are more true and appropriate than ever)
Also from MOTHER NIGHT:
“We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.”
And just as an added bonus, here are a few from Douglas Adams, my other favourite author.
The Restaurant at the End of the Universe
“The story so far:
In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.”
Life, the Universe and Everything
“The Guide says there is an art to flying", said Ford, "or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.”
Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency
“Let's think the unthinkable, let's do the undoable. Let us prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may not eff it after all.”
That's all folks!
Hugs & Kisses,
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