Showing posts with label LG Keltner. Show all posts
Showing posts with label LG Keltner. Show all posts

Tuesday, July 19, 2016

Self-Help Books and Why Dani Writes Them (GUEST POST by L.G. Keltner)

The hilarious L.G. Keltner has a new book out, Self-Help 101 or: How to Survive a Bombardment With Minimal Injury. I really enjoyed her last book, Self-Help 101 or: How I Learned to Take Over the World Through Tolerating My Family (you can read my review here) so I jumped at the chance to have her back today to tell us a little about the new volume. Take it away, LG!

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Self-help books are popular, and I guess it doesn’t take a genius to figure out why.  Life is complicated.  It’s also short.  People want to know how to create the life they want for themselves without wasting too much time.  When left to our own devices, we take detours in life that may turn out to be dead ends.  We spend time worrying about the wrong things.  We change our minds about what we want out of life, sometimes because our previous dreams weren’t all we thought they would be.  Humans have messy lives, and we want to minimize stress.  We think we’ll be happier overall if we have some kind of direction from someone who knows more than we do.  We look to charismatic experts to give us easy answers.

When I sat down to write the Self-Help 101 series, I asked myself what qualified these self-help book authors to offer advice in the first place.  How many of them would we actually consider to be experts in the area they claim to be an expert in?  After all, if you’re a skilled writer or speaker, and you exude the right amount of confidence, you can convince people that you know more than you do.  There are certainly people out there who take advantage of this fact and try to make a quick buck off of unwitting people.

When Dani sets out to write a self-help book at the beginning of Self-Help 101 or: How I Learned to Take Over the World Through Tolerating My Family, she wants to make money.  Though she doesn’t have any experience in world domination, she isn’t going to let that little detail stop her.  However, does she have any other motivations other than the money?

Writing is an interesting process.  Writers often learn about their world and their place within it through writing about it.  We struggle with ideas and events when we write about them.  Dani may not actually be making all that much money with her endeavors, but she keeps writing because she loves doing it.  Her life is changing rapidly.  She’s fallen in love.  When Self-Help 101 or: How to Survive a Bombardment With Minimal Injury starts, she’s finished high school.  She’s trying to come to grips with how her relationship with her parents has shifted since she’s now a legal adult.  She’s both apprehensive and excited about starting college and all the changes that new adventure will bring.  Writing is one way she uses to make sense of the changes in her life.

Will Dani’s self-help books be useful to anyone else?  Maybe.  Maybe not.  One thing is clear.  These self-help books do help her.  Writing them is therapeutic.  Not only does she get a chance to vent about the things that plague her, she also gets the chance to highlight the humor in her daily life.  Who wouldn’t benefit from that?



Title: Self-Help 101 or: How to Survive a Bombardment With Minimal Injury
Author: L.G. Keltner
Genre: YA/holiday/humor
Length: 25,000 words
Cover Art: L.G. Keltner and Jamon Walker
Release Date: June 28, 2016

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Book 2 in the Self-Help 101 series

Dani Finklemeier has self-published her guide to taking over the world, but she still isn’t rich.  Now she’s eighteen, still babysitting for money, and looking forward to starting college in the fall.

Of course, she has to survive a 4th of July outing with her family first.  That’s a challenging prospect considering she has to be in close proximity with a group of cousins known as The Fallible Four.  As if that weren’t enough, she also has to deal with the fallout of her parents learning more about her relationship with her boyfriend Seth than she ever wanted them to know.

The good news is that, if she survives this holiday, she’ll have plenty of material for another self-help book.

BIO:

L.G. Keltner spends most of her time trying to write while also cleaning up after her crazy but wonderful kids and hanging out with her husband.  Her favorite genre of all time is science fiction, and she’s been trying to write novels since the age of six.  Needless to say, those earliest attempts weren’t all that good.

Her non-writing hobbies include astronomy and playing Trivial Pursuit.

You can typically find L.G. lurking around her blog, on Twitter, or on her Facebook page.


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Tuesday, June 14, 2016

GUEST POST COVER REVEAL: Self-Help 101 or: How to Survive a Bombardment With Minimal Injury by L.G. Keltner

Today I'm helping the lovely L.G. Keltner reveal the cover of her new book,  Self-Help 101 or: How to Survive a Bombardment With Minimal Injury. I just finished her previous book, Self-Help 101 or: How I Learned to Take Over the World Through Tolerating My Family (which she talked about right here back in December) and I enjoyed it quite a bit. It was a lot of fun and I'm really looking forward to this new book.

I also really love her book titles, but anyone who knows my tastes probably could have guessed that.

How to Survive a Bombardment With Minimal Injury is due out in just a couple of weeks, so be sure to mark your calendars to pick it up. Should be a great summer read for a nice laugh at the beach or the cottage. While you're waiting I highly recommend How I Learned to Take Over the World Through Tolerating My Family, or you can check out LG's sci-fi novella A Silent Soliloquy. She's also featured in the Insecure Writer's Support Group Anthology Parallels: Felix Was Here, which I assume all of you have already picked up. (*wink, wink, nudge, nudge*)


THE BOOK!

Title: Self-Help 101 or: How to Survive a Bombardment With Minimal Injury
Author: L.G. Keltner
Genre: YA/holiday/humor
Length: 25,000 words
Cover Art: L.G. Keltner and Jamon Walker
Release Date: June 28, 2016

Dani Finklemeier has self-published her guide to taking over the world, but she still isn’t rich. Now she’s eighteen, still babysitting for money, and looking forward to starting college in the fall.

Of course, she has to survive a 4 th of July outing with her family first. That’s a challenging prospect considering she has to be in close proximity with a group of cousins known as The Fallible Four. As if that weren’t enough, she also has to deal with the fallout of her parents learning more about her relationship with her boyfriend Seth than she ever wanted them to know.

The good news is that, if she survives this holiday, she’ll have plenty of material for another self-help book.



THE WRITER!

L.G. Keltner spends most of her time trying to write while also cleaning up after her crazy but wonderful kids and hanging out with her husband.  Her favorite genre of all time is science fiction, and she’s been trying to write novels since the age of six.  Needless to say, those earliest attempts weren’t all that good.

Her non-writing hobbies include astronomy and playing Trivial Pursuit.

You can typically find L.G. lurking around her blog, on Twitter, or on her Facebook page.


Monday, December 14, 2015

GUEST POST: Hot Chocolate and Self-Help 101 by L.G. Keltner

Today I'm turning the blog over the lovely L.G. Keltner to talk about her hilarious-looking new book Self-Help 101 or: How I Learned to Take Over the World Through Tolerating My Family. That and the finer points of hot chocolate. I trust you will all be as enraptured as I am, and will shortly run out to pick up her book.


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I’d like to start by thanking C.D. Gallant-King for letting me stop by to promote my Christmas novella Self-Help 101 or: How I Learned to Take Over the World Through Tolerating My Family.

I’ve been celebrating things related to Christmas at each blog tour stop.  Today I’m celebrating hot chocolate/hot cocoa.  It may not be exclusive to Christmas, but it’s certainly an enjoyable part of the holiday for many people.  Those of us who have to trudge through tons of snow to get to our Christmas gatherings tend to appreciate the power it has to warm you up.

So why did I mention both hot cocoa and hot chocolate?  Haven’t we all heard them used interchangeably?  The truth of the matter is that there is a difference between the two, and it makes perfect sense.  Hot chocolate is made with melted chocolate, and hot cocoa is made with cocoa powder.  When I decide to forget about the premade mixes and put more effort into my hot beverages, I tend to make hot cocoa.  Why?  It’s simple.  Actual chocolate doesn’t last long enough around me to be made into a drink.  I have a problem.

The history of hot chocolate is an interesting one, though.  As I’m sure some of you have heard, it originated with the Aztecs.  If you want a holiday drink with a kick, look up a recipe for Aztec hot chocolate.  They use cinnamon and chile peppers.  If you don’t like spicy things, you should probably avoid that one.  I love spicy things, so I intend to try making some the second I can get a chocolate bar to last long enough around me to make it into the pan.  No promises on how far into the future that will be.

Do you prefer hot chocolate or hot cocoa?  Are there any interesting twists on either of these beverages that you enjoy?

Now I hope you’ll enjoy a little snippet from Self-Help 101 or: How I Learned to Take Over the World through Tolerating My Family.

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After Mom walked away, Seth looked at me.  “Is that how it’s going to be from now on?  A mixture of ‘oh, you look so sweet together’ and ‘if you touch my daughter, I will end you’?”  It might have been a serious question, but there was a hint of amusement in the words.

I nodded.  “Absolutely.”

THE BOOK!

Title: Self-Help 101 or: How I Learned to Take Over the World Through Tolerating My Family
Author: L.G. Keltner
Genre: Holiday/Humor
Length: 27,000
Cover Art: L.G. Keltner
Release Date: December 1, 2015

Dani Finklemeier has decided to write a self-help book about how to take over the world, but she’s not sure where to start.  After all, she’s only seventeen and looking for a better way to make money than babysitting.  She buys a self-help book that promises to teach her how to write a self-help book in the hope of getting the job done.

Not that it’ll be easy to get any work done this holiday season.  Her family is staying at the house for Christmas, and fights break out almost immediately.  Dani also has to deal with the fallout from an unexpected kiss with her best friend Seth and the feelings that go along with it.  On edge around her family and unsure how to interact with the one person she’s trusted with everything in the past, she can only take what inspiration she can from the crazy circumstances surrounding her and see what happens.

One way or another, it should be an interesting holiday.

THE LINKS!


THE WRITER!

L.G. Keltner spends most of her time trying to write while also cleaning up after her crazy but wonderful kids and hanging out with her husband.  Her favorite genre of all time is science fiction, and she’s been trying to write novels since the age of six.  Needless to say, those earliest attempts weren’t all that good.

Her non-writing hobbies include astronomy and playing Trivial Pursuit.

You can typically find L.G. lurking around her blog, on Twitter, or on her Facebook page.

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